- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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