- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

what do u call a apple a apple

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Religion.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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