roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

its all aodhan

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Racial equality.

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