- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Safe sex MR

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Tough crowd tonight...

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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