Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Donald Trump.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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you lose.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Keanu Reaves

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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