THE GAME

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Women's rights

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Justin Bieber

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

women's rights

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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