Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

OOOOPPS /

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Christianity

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A russian gives away vodka.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Anti Joke

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