A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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I am a nigger.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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snooki

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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