- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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