- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Yo mama's fat.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

100 chefs walk into a bar

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