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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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