why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Tunechi

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GADZOOKS!

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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