- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

THE END.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

69- by Adam Chebali

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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