Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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