- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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