Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Santa isn't real

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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