- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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