What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Get in the car.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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willie revilame

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Anti Joke

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