- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Whats 2+1? 2.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

womens rights

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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