- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hello.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

your mom died.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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