you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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