Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Cripples are lame.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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A man sat on a chair

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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