- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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