What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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