- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Guess what? I like trains.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Darude- Sandstorm

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What's funnier than 24? 25

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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