What's up brah brah

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Your mom is so fat...

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

womens rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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