What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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im a dragon, no im not

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knock knock

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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