How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Grammer is very important

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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