ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Rick santorum

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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