- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike?.. She was 4 and hadn't learned how to ride a bike yet... Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?.. It was stapled to the first monkey... Why was Suzie angry?.. Her parents had only found one bike at the marketplace... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?.. It thought it was a game... Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?.. It had no arms... Lucy fall off her bike?.. She was crushed by 3 monkeys and a fridge... There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?.. 499 bricks... How do you get an elephant into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... How do you get a deer into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... The lion is celebrating his birthday and, being the king of the jungle, all the other animals were in attendance except for one... Why?.. The deer was in the fridge... Little Mia is looking for Lucy and comes across an alligator-infested river... How does she cross it?... She swam... The alligators are at the lion's party... She died anyways, though... What happened?.. A brick fell on her head... Why did Suzie fall off the swing?.. She was trampled by the elephant, who was in a hurry to get to the lion's party in time... Why did the ethologist couple commit suicide?.. Their 3 daughters there killed by a brick, an elephant and 3 dead monkeys followed by a fridge... Note: yeah not 100% original, i mixed some already existing jokes together... works better if you don't tell them all at once but sprinkle them in with lots of other unrelated jokes...

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

A Sloth runs...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.