- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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