Kelly Clarkson

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Tunechi

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Women.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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