- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Black people being friendly.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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