- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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