why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Heartlight

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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i have a christmas tree.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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