- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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