I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What's big and white?

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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