- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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