- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't february march Because april may

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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