How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Penisland

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Anti Joke

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