Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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