- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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So a seal walks into a club..

Yes!

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What color is red paint? Red

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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