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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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