- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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