How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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The person below me is weird.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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