- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

ass in my face ? no

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Hey, Max!!

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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