What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Not a joke.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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NAACP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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