Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

You have cancer

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Abortion

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womens rights

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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