bob saget

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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