What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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