Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Your Mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Psychics.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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