Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Water? I hardly know her.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

why did katy fall off her bike?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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