- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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