What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Black people

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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